I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS
EVERYBODY GO SEE “BOYHOOD” RIGHT NOW. It will seriously change your life, it’s an experience like nothing else you’ve ever seen. There never has been a film like “Boyhood” and there probably never will be again, don’t miss it!
Robin Williams & Koko, 2001
“Robin made Koko smile — something she hadn’t done for over six months, ever since her childhood gorilla companion, Michael, passed away.”
Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
aurora is the queen bitch
Reasons abortion should be fully covered on all insurance plans:
- If you can’t afford an abortion, you definitely can’t afford a pregnancy
- If you can’t afford an abortion, and are forced to carry a pregnancy to term anyway, you sure as hell can’t afford a child
Who the fuck do you think you’re really protecting here?
sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
I NEVER EVEN NOTICED THAT OH MY GOD THIS IS LIFE CHANGING
This is seriously the best Harry Potter movie.
Today marks one year of rocking the long distance with this goofball (at least it’s the day we picked because neither of us can pinpoint exactly when we were like, “Let’s do this!”). It’s been a long, stressful, trying year. But Dan helped me get through it all. He’s my biggest support system and one of my best friends (because my girls will always be my girls, boyfriend or no boyfriend). I love you baby! We did it! Here’s to many more! ❤️ Gushing concluded.
Happy One Year baby! It’s been wonderful getting to you know you throughout this year. You’re the best girlfriend and the best friend a guy could ask for!
This is what pisses me off about Tumblr. You all say you’re so accepting and you don’t want to offend anyone, but then thousands of people reblog something like this because Christians aren’t the minority. You wouldn’t want to offend a Muslim, and if this were offensive to them or another minority, there’d be so many comments about it. But everyone is completely fine with offending a non minority. “You’re not oppressed, you can’t talk!” You know what? I’m a Christian and this offends me and my faith, but nobody’s going to care about that because I’m not oppressed. Tumblr is hypocritical and that needs to stop.
Amen to the comment
Oh my precious lambs:
Examine why you are being offended. Because this is literally how a sunset works. There is not room for debate on this question. There is less room for debate on this than there is on just about any other thing. We are not reblogging because Christians aren’t the minority, dear ones. We are reblogging because after the debate a few days ago, creationists were given the opportunity to pose a question for non-creationists. One of these questions was:
"How can you explain a sunset if their is no god?" (sp.)
Questions, we assume, are posed so that someone might answer them. And yes, there is an answer of how exactly one can explain a sunset given the absence of a divine force. Now, you can certainly posit that God is the creator of all things and so all things came from him including the sun and light refraction and anthrax and kittens and famine and all that jazz.
But you don’t get to deny that THIS IS HOW A SUNSET WORKS, and of the necessary elements of this equation (Sun + Atmosphere + Angle = Sunset), God is not one of them. That’s because everything else is an observable phenomenon, and God is not. You can explain a sunset without God. You can go ahead and believe that God’s part of it all. That’s cool. Lots of people believe stuff like that, and I encourage you to delve into the ways that people make science and their faith jive. But if you are offended by being shown the basic scientific principals behind a sunset, you must be offended by damn near everything. And that seems exhausting.
People getting butthurt over science, fucking love it.
"Stop teaching science, it offends me"
I love this
WITH ANIMATION YOU CAAAAAAAAAAAAN~!
This rocks my socks.
i love this fucking quote so fucking much
Second time today I’m going to reblog this